This post has nothing to do with water; I'm posting it solely as a public service before people can have a chance to embarrass themselves. No words are necessary.
Note that all of the offenders are men.
Thanks to Marty Ennis.
And while you're trick-or-treating, have something to eat!
"From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggity beasties and things that go bump in the night, good Lord, deliver us!" -- Scottish proverb