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Saturday, 08 December 2012

Nevada & Nigeria: WaterWired's Opportunities Abound! Chevron Nigeria and Executive Editor!

First two emails this morning promise boundless rewards and adventure.  The Images Nigerians are getting more innovative; I guess the princes, barristers and widows have moved on. 

Recall that the Nigerian President's given name is 'Goodluck'. A word to the wise is sufficient.

The Chevron solicitation came in both Spanish and English.


1) Chevron Nigeria
JOB VACANCY

CHEVRON NIGERIA LIMITED
2 Chevron Drive Lekki Peninsula
Private Mail Bag 1282
Lagos, Nigeria


Client code /VIC/CNL/ vol. 2012

ATTN:
We wish to notify you that your qualifications
and experience [Note: must've been my skill with AK-47s] which you submitted at a job
finding site were found suitable for requirements of Chevron
Nigeria Limited.

For verification and screening you are
required to submit your most recent resume.
 
You are expected to specify your current and expected salary.

Faithfully,

Mr.KENNETH RAY IKE.
Head Of Human Resources Department,
CHEVRON NIGERIA LTD.


2) Executive Editor

Dear Dr. Michael Campana,
 
Greetings from the Journal of Geophysics & Remote Sensing.
 
On behalf of the editorial office, Journal of Geophysics & Remote Sensing. We are glad to be associated with eminent people like you. We request you to serve on Editorial board as an Executive Editor. Please let us know your decision. 

Awaiting for your positive response.

Thanks & Regards
Gracia S. Oliver
OMICS Group Incorporation
2360 Corporate Circle
Suite 400, Henderson
NV 89074-7722, USA
These will give me something to ponder this weekend. Nevada and Nigeria - what a duo!
 
I should note that the OMICS Group is legitimate; but this is the third time I have been solicited to serve on the editorial board of a journal for which I am unqualified. Knock yourselves out, guys!
 
"The presentation on P.T. Barnum was especially helpful." - Farouk Bakoh, 3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference

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